Poetry, such as it is

[Douglas <dougwils@moscow.com>]

Dear visionaries,

Did I maintain that rape, and war, and slaughter
Are caused by babes that dressn't as they oughter?




Your argument, Doug, was specious.
My argument was facetious.
But let's put your theory to the test,
How many wars are caused by breast?

Come on, Doug, now don't be coy,
I know you remember Helen of Troy.
All the rest were caused by rubes,
Including the Battle of Moscow's Boobs.

Yours sincerely,
Auntie "Longfellow" Establishment