Re: Poetry, such as it is

[bill london <london@moscow.com>]

hearing culture clash postings until we all know 'em,
maybe it's time to try a little poem.
if we get playful with a light rhyme,
maybe we can keep it more mellow this time.
BL

Douglas wrote:

> Dear visionaries,
>
> Did I maintain that rape, and war, and slaughter
> Are caused by babes that dressn't as they oughter?
>
> Your argument, Doug, was specious.
> My argument was facetious.
> But let's put your theory to the test,
> How many wars are caused by breast?
>
> Come on, Doug, now don't be coy,
> I know you remember Helen of Troy.
> All the rest were caused by rubes,
> Including the Battle of Moscow's Boobs.
>
> Yours sincerely,
> Auntie "Longfellow" Establishment