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some humor... and maybe justice!
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- From: "Shahab Mesbah" <meteor2@moscow.com>
- Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2001 11:45:52 -0700
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"Your brother in arms"
Shahab...
This out-of-the-box thinking - it comes from a retired TWA pilot
Subject: Osama. I think I've got it.
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his
comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do
neither.
Let the CIA, Rangers, Seals or whoever covertly capture him, fly him to an
undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change
operation. Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan to live under the Taliban.
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