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Re: Wile E. Coyote, WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE



Date forwarded: 	Thu, 26 Aug 1999 08:07:19 -0700 (PDT)
Date sent:      	Thu, 26 Aug 1999 08:06:32 -0700 (PDT)
To:             	vision2020@moscow.com
From:           	donell@moscow.com (Don Roskovich)
Subject:        	Wile E. Coyote, WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
Forwarded by:   	vision2020@moscow.com

> Saw on last night's 11:00 news that Wile E. Coyote is loose in Moscow's
> neighborhoods.  He is armed and dangerous and weapons of choice are pellet
> guns, gasoline and some as yet unknown fillet knife.  So far he has seen
> fit to only attack household pets....specifically, pet cats.  He doesn't
> seem to have a taste for Fido.  But before the the local gendarmerie stamp
> the case "Closed", because, after all, it's only a few cats, let's hope
> they've made 101% absolutely sure ALL cases of mutilated cats were victim
> of Wile E Coyote and not some other deranged individual who is handy with
> a knife. I wouldn't want to see bits and pieces of some toddler turning up
> scattered from East City Park to the UI golf course.
> 
>                                      Ellen A. Roskovich
>                                      (the other half of "donell")
> 


Teddy Roosevelt for President in 2000!!!
"walk softly, and carry a big stick"




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