Living document

[Douglas <dougwils@moscow.com>]

Dear visionaries,

As we have apparently agreed, the Constitution is a living document,
which means dead and malleable. Anyways, what this means is that the
folks I saw marching on the federal building the other day must be guilty
of treason and sedition. I suggest that they all turn themselves in
ipso pronto at the federal building for processing off to
Guantanamo.

Cordially,

Douglas Wilson