Fwd: VERY Light Reading

["William K. Medlin" <dev-plan@moscow.com>]

>For your last minute shopping! Hurry, titles are going fast!! Enjoy...
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>WORLD'S 20 SHORTEST BOOKS
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>20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
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>19. HOME-BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver
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>18. HOW TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino
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>17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
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>16. MEMOIRS OF MY PRESIDENCY by Ronald Reagan
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>15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD by Bill Gates
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>14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
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>13. THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore
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>12. A GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN by Amelia Erhardt
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>11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS by Anonymous
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>10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
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>9.  DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
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>8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
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>7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
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>6. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres
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>5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
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>4. TOP 10 RECIPES FOR PREPARING SPOTTED OWL by the Sierra Club
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>3. AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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>2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson
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>1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton