Milk vs gas

[Tom.Lamar@mail-gw.fsr.net]

One of my favorite comparisons:

>GASOLINE STILL INEXPLICABLY CHEAPER THAN MILK
>
>AUSTIN, TX-The University of Texas released a report Monday
>stating that, for some inexplicable reason, gasoline, a steadily
>depleting, non-renewable fossil fuel buried far beneath the earth's
>surface, is still far less expensive than the milk of a cow. Milk, a
>plentiful substance which is not made of dinosaur remains and
>requires no multi-million-dollar machinery to draw it from deep
>within the earth's core, costs approximately $2.45 a gallon,
>compared to $1.30 for a gallon of gas. "This is puzzling,"
>University of Texas agriculture-school professor Herbert Roth
>said. "It's almost as if someone is trying to get
>people to buy more gas."
>